BOOKS BY SANDY PANTS

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Revenge For the Dogs

This is a story about a rural mail carrier who wants to avenge the deaths of her favorite customer and his little dogs. It is based on something that happened to me in the eighties that was so horrible, I had to write it out of my system. Since ten pages does not a novel make, I expanded the story to include some heavenly creatures to help punish the evil man responsible for the slaughter. Read the comic misadventures of such creatures who mean well, but revenge is a tricky thing to execute.

Within the pages, most readers will be surprised to learn how Heaven operates in these modern time and how lenient the Almighty can be when it comes to letting people into Paradise. The avenger, though angelic, is not exactly the brightest bulb in the pack, but he does his best with the help of a couple of dogs and a burro–the brains of the operation.

Warning: all religions are respected in this book.

If you click on this link, you will be able to purchase Revenge for the Dogs as an eBook from Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Revenge-Dogs-Sandy-Pants-ebook/dp/B06WGRL6P7/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1497113955&sr=1-2&keywords=revenge+for+the+dogs</mark&gt;

<mark>This is easily one of the wildest stories I’ve ever read. If Tom Robbins and Terry Pratchett got drunk together at a church picnic, maybe, just maybe, they’d come close to the creativity of Ms. Pants.  Revenge for the Dogs is a funny, barreling story with a unique vision of the relationship between heaven and earth, replete with animals, misdeeds, and high-jinx topped off with a couple cases of righteous vengeance, naturally.
(reviewed by Sara Zaske, author of Achtung Baby” An American Mom on the German Art of Raising Self-Reliant Children  https://www.amazon.com/Achtung-Baby-American-Self-Reliant-Children-ebook/dp/B06Y1874D9/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1497201862&sr=1-1&keywords=Achtung+Baby%3A+An+American+Mom+by+Sara+Zaske</mark&gt;

 

Green Stuff

This story is about another rural mail carrier who, curious about a mysterious fluorescent-green fertilizer, falls into an underground world containing mysterious creatures and two diabolical scientists bent on saving the planet. The plot stems from my desire to be a mad scientist.

The novel praises the efforts of women throughout time who preferred mates with qualities other than good looks and wealth. I believe it is through their sexual adventures that the human race evolved. Otherwise, we’d all look and act alike–some might say like great apes, or not so great apes.

I also answer the question that has troubled mankind forever: “Am I thinking or is someone talking to me?”

Warning: as evolution involves mating, there is, by necessity, some sexual encounters within the pages.

Green Stuff is available as an eBook from Amazon. Click on this link to read about “monsters” who may invade at any moment: https://www.amazon.com/Green-Stuff-Sandy-Pants-ebook/dp/B06XRQGPGK/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1497113074&sr=1-1&keywords=green+stuff+by+sandy+pants&lt;

<mark> This well-written original story takes you on a ride that will leave you laughing, cringing, and avoiding those tempting backroads for quite a while.
(Reviewed by Alexie Aaron, author of, The Hauntings of Cold Creek Hollow (Haunted Series Book 1) https://www.amazon.com/Hauntings-Cold-Creek-Hollow-Haunted-ebook/dp/B006UTQ9UA/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1497201341&sr=1-2&keywords=haunted+series</mark&gt;